What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 07:44

A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Measles case confirmed in Johnson Co. - KCRG
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?